I was taking a shower - y’know, minding my own business, enjoying the warm water streaming down my body - when my boyfriend draws aside the shower curtain and holds out an orange segment. Just a single orange segment. I stare at him for a few moments, eyebrows raised, mouth open in a silent WTF. He stares back at me. Then, without another word, he shoves the orange segment in my mouth, closes the shower curtain, and leaves.